We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
