youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
