well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i came on her dog
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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