Do you still have your period?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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