just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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