North Korea, Best Korea!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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