Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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