Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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