and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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