Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
did i walk over a car last night?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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