There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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