I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You're like the curious george of whores
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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