I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
