I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize