do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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