so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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