that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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