I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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