she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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