Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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