i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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