sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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