it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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