chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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