Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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