My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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