Kiss
Puke
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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