Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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