Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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