I CAN MOONWALK!
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I party with great urgency now.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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