new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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