Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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