Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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