Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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