Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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