thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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