They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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