seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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