whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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