dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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