But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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