IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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