worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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