Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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