He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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