Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize