Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My vagina just recognized that song.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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