help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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