it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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