I'm really into asian looking animals
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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