so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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