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we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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