let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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