i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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