He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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