I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she smelled like a LAN party
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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