i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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