I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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