he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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