Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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